If you say so

Things my kids have said this week:

Me:What's your name?
Goosey: Goosey!
Me: What's my name?
Goosey: Poo Bum!

When telling her about when she was born, Lil-lil asked: "What did I say to you when I was born?"

Goosey: Mum, where do bike riders come from? [Copying her sister, who always asks where xyz comes from]
Me: Ummmm, their house?

Lil-lil to her kindy teacher: "Amy, why are you pretending to be a teacher?"

Lil-lil: Mum, my mummy's not dead is she?
Me: I hope not!

Goosey: It's not fair! (this said approximately 150 times this week)

Goosey ending every sentence with 'you know'. eg: I don't want to sleep, you know.

When Lil-lil was asked when her birthday was, she replied: Knocked over! [It's in October]

Lil-lil: I've got a brilliant idea. Let's go and buy chocolate frogs!

Edited to add my favourite quote from today: 
Lil-lil: I think Goosey's brains are broken. She can't think any more.