Growing up, we used to have this book about unsolved mysteries. I loved reading it.
It had all sorts of weird events like raining birds or frogs, spontaneous combustion, people raised by wolves, people waking up and suddenly speaking a foreign language fluently, UFOs and alien abductions, the Bermuda triangle, etc. Last night, as we had yet another unsettled night with the girls, I realised that I could write a book of great unsolved mysteries based solely on my girls.
Here are some of the chapters that would need to be included:
* Sleeping through the night – only to be done when your sister doesn't sleep through, ensuring mum doesn't get to sleep, ever.
* Making mess in multiple rooms simultaneously.
* Loving a meal one night, hating it the next.
* Fighting with your sister and sticking up for her at the same time.
* Getting angry about something, you just don't know what it is.
* Having texta on a least one body part at all times.
* Absolutely needing right this minute whatever your sister has in her hand.
* Getting food on the back of your head at every meal time.
Forget Russia, young kids really are a riddle, wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma.
These questions may remain unsolved for eternity lol
ReplyDeleteI Agree.... too much of that happened with me
ReplyDeleteAre you writing about my sons by any chance?
ReplyDeleteThis gave me a good laugh - a big smile on my face. Cheers, Wendy
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