Well I have just received some very exciting news, but you need to keep it quiet? Can you do that?
OK, well I just received an email from a lovely man from a west African country. It seems that he made a lot of money in oil in South America. His business partner Mr Belly died after battling heart cancer for many years and he had deposited all of their money in a bank in western Africa. The man is afraid of the government taking all the money but he needs somewhere safe for it to go internationally. If I let the man transfer the USD$40 million to my bank account he'll let me keep 40 per cent! All I have to do is send all my personal details and a photograph and the money will be mine!
Finally my ship has come in and I can buy my holiday house in Port Douglas. So I may not have a lot of time to blog from now on – what with all the new purchases and money counting I'll be doing. :P